Here’s Bill Gates Drinking Water That Was Poop 5 Minutes Before

puts his money where his mouth is by a glass of from the Janicki Omniprocessor, a brilliant device developed by Janicki Bioenergy and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation that turns human waste into drinking water, electricity, and pathogen-free ash.

He calls it “sewer sludge” but we all know that’s just fancy talk for “doo doo baby.”

The Gates Notes via Laughing Squid

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Bill Watterson Comes Out Of Hiding And Secretly Returns To The Comics Page

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Pearls Before Swine Stephan Pastis recounts how he was allowed the honor of having the reclusive comic legend guest-draw three strips last week.

Let me tell you. Just getting an email from is one of the most mind-blowing, surreal experiences I have ever had. Bill Watterson really exists? And he sends email? And he’s communicating with me?

But he was. And he had a great sense of humor about the strip I had done, and was very funny, and oh yeah….

…He had a comic strip idea he wanted to run by me.

The full explanation of how it all happened is a great read and is available on Pastis’s blog. The strips Watterson contributed to as “Libby” are here, here, and here.

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Bill Clinton the Lady Killer

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The White House needs to just make Jason Heuser the official Presidential portraitist.

SharpWriter | Previously: Ben Franklin Acquires Electricity (1752)

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Meet the Creator of the Bill Cosby Sweater

Vice sits down with Dutch fashion designer Koos van den Akker, the of the iconic Cosby Sweater.

Vice | Previously: Shooting Guns at a World-Class Firearms Facility

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Bill Clinton’s 2012 DNC Speech

Almost a solid hour of fiery, eloquent reason. Good luck not being pregnant by the end.

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Eclectic Method – Bill Murray

Eclectic Method‘s tribute to “one of the hippest dudes of Ever!”:

Here is how to tell if you are at the best party currently happening in America at any given moment: You turn around and there he is, mixing cocktails, cracking jokes, and making everything more awesome! Yeah he crashes normal people parties, yeah he assimilates naturally and perfectly, yeah he is the shit! is a walking, talking memecon -an iconic meme. From SNL to Ghostbusters to Wes Anderson flicks, has, more than just about anyone, had several ages of awesome.

There is, of course no way to summarize the enigma that is Bill Murray in just a few but offers this tribute Mixtape regardless. All Hail the Almighty Bill! CROSS THE STREAMS!

Eclectic Method | Previously: MCA Tribute Mix

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